We’ve known each other for a short, short time
And I’d like to think we’re maybe not friends but
acquaintances...good acquaintances
Now you’re going away and I’d like to say that I’ll miss you...in an abstract way
I’ll rarely think about you but when I do it’ll be positive...mostly positive
Well... I guess you’ve got to go

So I give you my hand
You go in for the hug
So I switch to the hug
But you go back to the handshake

I never thought I’d ever see you again
But 20 minutes later I’m running into you in the hallway… well hello again
I’m just going to wave and hope that you don’t high five me… oh you high fived me.
It’s really been a pleasure, but I am in a bit of a hurry… so goodbye again

Sorry... I’ve got to get by you

CHORUS:
So, I go to my left
But you go to your right
So I go to my right
But then you go to your left

Why is it so hard to say goodbye to you?
It should be very very easy.
And now I just can’t stop thinking about you
Was that your plan all along?
Or could it be
that two people
could really be
this out of synch?

So I give you my hand
You go in for the hug
So I switch to the hug
But you go back to the handshake

So, I go to my left
But you go to your right
So I go to my right
But then you go to your left

This song’s gotta end
Been going too long
Can you stop it guys
We gotta go to the next song

Seriously guys
Did you just modulate
I’m so sick of this song
Please end this thing right now