Some girls like a man with riches
But that’s where my heart switches
No, I’m look-ing-for-a-man… who can pet my pussies- plural

Count em three, yes indeed, need that Cat Daddy
Just a loving man, no time to be pet-ty.
Cat Daddy come set my heart free
Cause if you’re nice to my cats, you can come see me

This is the Chorus
Cat Daddy, Cat Daddy
Tell me ‘bout your cats Miss

My little girl Sibley is calico lady
Her fur is brown and black and white shadies
She’ll use a clean wash basket just like a litter box
But she’s a really great snuggler so I forgive a lot
She’s a little bit chunky and meows at night
But my Cat Daddy hunky will treat her right

This is the Chorus
Cat Daddy, Cat Daddy

Lazy afternoon, let’s go to the PetSmart
Load up all the kitty treats and litter in the shopping cart
Grab a big bag of high fiber cat chow
Your pussy pantry will be set for a month now

Tell me ‘bout your cats Miss

Dorito is my ginger cat some say a bad seed
Everything belongs to him and rules he won’t heed
He has a big head and is really kind of vain
His number two’s on the floor can be a big pain
But my Cat Daddy he hunk he will not care
He’ll clean up the poop, then brush Dorito’s hair

This is the Chorus
Cat Daddy, Cat Daddy

Let me stand in line waiting for the register
While regulars calculate their pet expenditures
They’re freakin’ at the fifty cent mark up on the Fancy Feast
Feed your felines first, feed your family or you’ll get fleas

Tell me bout your cats Miss.

One last cat, yeah his name is Churchill
He’s always on adventures makes a mountain from a molehill
Cerebellar Hypoplasia makes him stumble like a sailor
But it’s all the same to him, he’ll never be a hater
Cat daddy hunk ‘preciates his fluffy tail
The cat that likes this pussy gets my love without fail

This is the Chorus
Cat Daddy, Cat Daddy

I’ll take a second mortgage just to keep your pussy fed
Pinchin’ all my pennies to provide for your purebred
How can I afford to take the best care of your tabby?
Baby? I’m a rich Cat Daddy

He’s the Cat Daddy

An epilog for this song, hope I don’t get the gong,
another cat in the mix and it’s not Shelly Long.
That’s right I lied - sorry - guess what - surprise pussy!
Cat Daddy take some time, with Number 4 in line
It’s my… personality

Cat Daddy, Cat Daddy
Cat Daddy, Cat Daddy