I make drugs
But not like Walter White makes drugs
I make them in a lab
But my labs FDA Approved

I’ve got QA
That stands for quality assurance
And that’s more than Walter White had
Cause he just had Jesse Pinkman

And at the end of the day I get in my car and drive home
I don’t have worry bout killing my boss to go it alone

I move drugs
but not like Escobar moved drugs
I put them on a palette
And then I use a palette jack

We put them in trucks
All the legal paperworks in place
The truckers have a union
They won’t disappear without a trace

And when you stop our trucks
You won’t find inside
A guy with an AK47
Saying you are gonna die

On the days that I have roller compaction, this is the song that gets me through 8 hours of roller compaction. When roller compaction is coming up, this song compacts the rollers in my brain. And in my heart. And in my kidneys. And in some, but not all of the sections of my small intestine. And in my pancreas. And in my spleen. It really compacts the rollers in my spleen. Let’s never forget about the spleen. Yeah, yeah. This song is for those days when I have roller compaction, or the days when I know I have roller compaction coming up, which is most days in fact. We’ve got a lot of insoluble APIs. You know what I’m talking about. Yeah you do. You most definitely do.

I do drugs
But not like Courtney Love did drugs
You won’t find me
At a podium coked up

My drugs are legal
They’re not for pleasure or excess
They’re for conditions
like menstral cramps or IBS

So if you find me in the bathroom popping pills
No need to worry because my drugs they do not kill

Side effects may include vertigo, voyeurism, loose stool, Dan Kristie Syndrome, upset stomach, damn my foot hurts,an erection that lasts exactly 4 hours, random allergies, adult onset virginity, and the worst of all side-effects the

Breakdown

(She) I make drugs